Dumb Ways To Die Chords & Lyrics - Misc Unsigned Bands - Tangerine Kitty

Tuning: Standard EADGBe (No Capo)

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This song is just way too catchy. Saw so many requests for this jingle, so here goes! Enjoy :)

Note: For the verses, feel free to use Fsus2 instead of the F - it sounds better, but I've
kept it at F for its simplicity. All the verses and choruses (except the last one)
entail the same chords respectively.
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Intro: [C] [F] x2

[VERSE]
Set [C]fire [F]to your [C]hair[F]
Poke a [C]stick at a [F]grizzly [C]bear[F]
Eat [C]medicine[F]s that's [C]out of [F]date
Use your [C]private [F]parts as [C]piranha [F]bait

[CHORUS]
[C]Dumb ways[Em7] to die, [Am]so [Cmaj9]many d[F]umb ways to d[D7]ie [G] [G7]
[C]Dumb ways[Em7] to die, [Am]so [Cmaj9]many d[F]umb ways to d[G]ie [C]

[VERSE]
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

[CHORUS]
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

[VERSE]
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

[CHORUS]
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

[VERSE]
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"

[CHORUS]
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die

[BRIDGE]
[Am]Dress up l[Cmaj9]ike a m[F]oose during hunting[G] season [F] [G]
[Am]Disturb a [Cmaj9]nest of w[F]asps for no goo[G]d reason [F]
[G]Stand on the edge of a [Am]train station platform
[C]Drive around the boom gates at a [F]level crossing
[G]Run across the tracks between the [Am]platforms
[F]They may not rhyme but they're [G]quite possibly

[CHORUS]
[C]Dumbest ways to [F]die, [C]Dumbest ways to[Am] die
[C]Dumbest ways to [F]die
[C]So many dum[F]b, So [C]many dumb [F]ways to [C]die