Dont Squeeze My Sharmon chords

Capo 2 (or play in key of E)

[VERSE 1]

[A7]Did you hear what [D]happened last [D7]Saturday [G]night?
[G]While dancing and [A7]drinking we all got half [D]tight
[A7]This sweet thing named [D]Sharmon was a [D7]dancing with [G]me
[G]When up jumped her [D]boyfriend and he [A7]hollered at [D]me

[CHORUS]

[D]Please [A7]don't squeeze my [D]Sharmon don't [D7]hold her so [G]tight
[G]You'd best heed my [A7]warning it's the last one t[D]onight
[A7]She's soft and she's [D]gentle and [D7]sweet as can [G]be
[G]And if Sharmon needs [D]squeezing then [A7]leave that to [D]me

[VERSE 2]

[A7]Along about [D]midnight I was [D7]feeling no [G]pain
[G]And me and Miss [A7]Sharmon were dancing [D]again
[A7]Then Hank and big [D]Harlan got [D7]into a [G]fight
[G]And I heard someone [D]holler as [A7]out went the [D]lights

[CHORUS]

[D]Please [A7]don't squeeze my [D]Sharmon don't [D7]hold her so [G]tight
[G]You'd best heed my [A7]warning it's the last one t[D]onight
[A7]She's soft and she's [D]gentle and [D7]sweet as can [G]be
[G]And if Sharmon needs [D]squeezing then [A7]leave that to [D]me
[G]And if Sharmon needs [D]squeezing then [A7]leave that to [D]me