Doctor Freud chords

[VERSE 1]
Oh it h[C]appen'd in Vienna not so [F]very long ago
When [C]not enough folks were getting [G7]sick,
That a [C]starving young physician
Tried to [F]better his position
By dis [C]covering what made his [G7]patients tick.

[CHORUS]
Oh, Doctor [F]Freud, oh, Doctor [C]Freud,
How I wish you had been otherwise em [G7]ployed,
For that [C]set of circumstances
Sure en [F]hances the finances
Of the [C]followers of [G7]Doctor Sigmund [C]Freud.

[VERSE 2]
He for[C]got about sclerosis, but in[F]vented the psychosis,
And a [C]hundred ways that sex could be e[G7]njoyed.
He ad[C]opted as his credo:
"Down Re[F]pression—Up Libido!
And that [C]was the start of Doctor Sigmund [G7]Freud.

[CHORUS]
Oh, Doctor [F]Freud, oh, Doctor [C]Freud,
How I wish you had been otherwise em [G7]ployed,
For that [C]set of circumstances
Sure en [F]hances the finances
Of the [C]followers of [G7]Doctor Sigmund [C]Freud.

[VERSE 3]
Then he a[C]nalyzed the dreams of the t[F]eens and libertines,
And he [C]substituted monologues for [G7]pills.
He drew [C]crowds just like Wells-Sadler,
When a[F]long come Jung and Adler,
Who said, "By [C]God, there's gold in them thar [G7]ills."

[CHORUS]
Oh, Doctor [F]Freud, oh, Doctor [C]Freud,
How I wish you had been otherwise em [G7]ployed,
For that [C]set of circumstances
Sure en [F]hances the finances
Of the [C]followers of [G7]Doctor Sigmund [C]Freud.

[VERSE 4]
They en[C]countered no resistance when they s[F]erved as Freud's assistants,
As with [C]Ego and with Id they deftly [G7]toyed.
And in[C]stead of toting bed pans,
They bore [F]analytic dead pans—
Those [C]ambitious doctors Adler, Jung and [G7]Freud.

[CHORUS]
Oh, Doctor [F]Freud, oh, Doctor [C]Freud,
How I wish you had been otherwise em [G7]ployed,
For that [C]set of circumstances
Sure en [F]hances the finances
Of the [C]followers of [G7]Doctor Sigmund [C]Freud.

[VERSE 5]
Now, the [C]Big Three have departed, but not so the [F]cult they started—
It's been [C]carried on by many a goodly [G7]band.
And to [C]trauma, shock and war-shock,
Someone w[F]ent and added Rorshach,
Now the [C]thing has got completely out of [G7]hand.

[CHORUS]
Oh, Doctor [F]Freud, oh, Doctor [C]Freud,
How I wish you had been otherwise em [G7]ployed,
For that [C]set of circumstances
Sure en [F]hances the finances
Of the [C]followers of [G7]Doctor Sigmund [C]Freud.

[VERSE 6]
Now old [C]men with double chinseys and a [F]million would-be Kinseys
Will [C]discuss it at the drop of a re[G7]pression.
Now, I [C]wouldn't be complaining,
But for [F]all the dough I'm paying,
To lie [C]down on someone's couch and say con[G7]fession.

[CHORUS]
Oh, Doctor [F]Freud, oh, Doctor [C]Freud,
How I wish you had been otherwise em [G7]ployed,
For that [C]set of circumstances
Sure en [F]hances the finances
Of the [C]followers of [G7]Doctor Sigmund [C]Freud.