Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes Chords & Lyrics - Fall Out Boy

[INTRO]
[D]I’m coming[A] apart at the seams.
[Bm]Pitching myself for l[G]eads in other people’s dreams.
Now b[D]uzz, buzz, b[A]uzz.
Doc, there's a [Bm]hole where [G]something [D]was.
Doc, there's a [Bm]hole where [G]something [D]was.

[D] ---[A] -[G] (x2)

[VERSE 1]
Fell out of [D]bed. Butterfly bandage, but [A]don't [G]worry,
you'll never re[D]member, your head is far to[A]o [G]blurry.
Put him in the [Bm]back of a [G]squad car, res[A]train that [D]man,
he [Bm]needs his head [G]put through a [A]cat [D]scan.
Hey [Bm]editor,[G] I’m un[A]deniab[D]le,
hey [Bm]doctor, I??[G] ?m cer[A]tifiab[D]le.
[G]I’m a loose bo[A]lt of a complete [Bm]machine
What a [G]match: I’[A]m half doomed a[Bm]nd you??[A] ?re se[G]mi-sweet

[D] -[D] -[D] -[D]

[CHORUS]
So [D]boycott [G]love, [Bm]detox just to [A]retox
and I’[D]d promise yo[G]u anything for[Bm] another shot a[A]t life.
Pe[D]rfect bo[G]ys with their per[Bm]fect liv[A]es,
nobody [D]wants to hear you [G]sing about tragedy ([Bm]wants to hear you [A]sing about tragedy)

[D] ---[A] -[G] (x2)

[VERSE 2]
Little [D]girl, You got my staring[A] o[G]dd
or was tha[D]t just a telescopic came[A]ra[G] nod?
Painted[Bm] doors in the[G] highway[A] , truck sto[D]p stalls,
[Bm]lot lizard[G] scales coo[A]l my n[D]ightlife moods
All[Bm] the rookies leave [G]your badge and [A]your gun on[D] the desk, when you
[Bm]leave the [G]room [A]
[G]I’m a loose bo[A]lt of a complete [Bm]machine
What a [G]match: I’[A]m half doomed a[Bm]nd you??[A] ?re se[G]mi-sweet

[CHORUS]
So [D]boycott [G]love, [Bm]detox just to [A]retox
and I’[D]d promise yo[G]u anything for[Bm] another shot a[A]t life,
pe[D]rfect bo[G]ys with their per[Bm]fect liv[A]es,
nobody [D]wants to hear you [G]sing about tragedy ([Bm]wants to hear you [A]sing about tragedy)

[BRIDGE]
[D] (let it ring for a while)

[CHORUS]
So [D]boycott [G]love, [Bm]detox just to [A]retox
and I’[D]d promise yo[G]u anything for[Bm] another shot a[A]t life,
pe[D]rfect bo[G]ys with their per[Bm]fect liv[A]es,
nobody [D]wants to hear you [G]sing about tragedy ([Bm]wants to hear you [A]sing about tragedy)

And end it on another [D]