Dirty Rotten Number chords

[INTRO]

[Cm7] [Cm6] [Cm7] [Cm6]
[Cm7] [Cm6] [Cm7] [Cm6]

You may be ma[Cm7]ster of
Your [Cm6]chosen occu[Cm7]pation[Cm6]
With several strin[Cm7]gs of
[Cm6] [D] G7b5/[C#]
Polo ponies in your stable
You must re[Cm7]member all the [D#]same
That at the [G#(add9)]crux of every game
Is knowing [C#7]when it's time
Gm7b5
To leave the table.

And it's im[Cm7]portant to [F9]be artful
in your [Cm7]exit [F9]
No turning bac[D#]k, you must accept
[D#/G]the con is done,[G#13]
F#maj7#11
But now and then, you might recall
The moments [F9]when you had it all
You had [C#9]the charm,
You had the talent
[G7](no3)
And, my God, you had some fun.

It was a [Cm9]ball, it was a [F9]blast
And it's a [Cm9]shame it couldn't [F9]last,
But ev'[D#(add9)]ry chapter has to end,
You must a[D]gree. [C#]
It was a [Cm9]joy, it was su[D#]blime,
A splendid [G#(add9)]way to earn a dime
[C#7] [G7](no3)
For a dirty rotten guy like
[Cm9]me. [F9] [Cm9] [F9]

[Dm9] [G9] [Dm9] [G9]

When you look [Dm9]back on all [G9]your
conquests and [Dm9]deceptions [G9]
You see a tho[F]usand flawless pearls
[F/A]set in a [A#13]strand,
G#maj7#11
Laid out from Biarritz to Rome,
Each one as [G9]perfect as a poem
[D#9]An opus to be proud of though it's
[A7](no3)
written in the sand.

It was a [Dm9]ball, it was a [G9]thrill,
You had the [Dm9]grace, you had the [G9]skill
To know [F(add9)]exactly what to say
And what to do[E] . [D#]
You wouldn't [Dm9]trade a single [F]day
Or have it [A#(add9)]any other way
[D#9] [A7](no3)
A dirty rotten guy like
[A#9]me.

It's almost a religion
The [D#maj7]need to take a pigeon
And to [A#9]play your part
With elegance and [D#maj7]zest

But when it's tim[C#7]e to fold the act
And your [F#(add9)]duffel bag is packed
Take [F9]comfort in the fact
That you've been
A#9#11 A7#5
working with the best.

D#9#11

It [A7#9]was a blast[Dm9] , it was a [G9]ball
It was a [Dm9]gas, I loved [G9]it all
'Cause I [F(add9)]was hanging with the man
And that's a plus[E] . [D#]

You've got the verve[Dm9]
You've got the guts [F]
You've go the nerve [A#(add9)]

You've got the nuts!
I guess we're [D#9]dirty rotten crooks,

Dirty rotten shnooks
[A7] A#7#5
Dirty rotten guys
Oh

D#7#9 [G#9]
It was a trip, it was a blast
D#7#9 [G#9]
It was a shame it couldn't lsat
'Cause it was [F#]almost
Too prodigious to discuss[G#7] .

[B9] A#7#5
So we got screwed for fifty grand

I think we stil[A13]l deserve a hand [G#9]

Dirty [B9]
Rotten[B9]
A#7#5 E9b5
Guys

Like us! [D#m9] [B9] [G#9] [F9]

[D#m](maj9)