Dingleberry Blues chords

[Ab5]INTRO[F#5] [G5] [Ab5] [F#5] [G5]


[Ab5] Well I didn't mind the pimples on her behind,
And I didn't care 'bout the crusties in her hair.[F#5] [G5]
[Ab5] But man it sure is rough[F#5] , [G5]
[Ab5] When you are goin down on that muff,[G5] [Ab5]

And you open up your eyes, and much to your surprise...

She's got dingle[Db5]berries, and funky doo [Ab5]doo. [F#5] [G5] [Ab5]
Umm dingle[Db5]berries, nasty [Ab5]poo poo, on her bo bo.
[Eb5] Look here bitch,[D5] that s***'s [Db5]makin my mustache itch[D5] ,
[Eb5] Go on s***,[D5] get [Db5]in there and wash your butt...
[Ab5] [G5] [F#5] [G5] [Ab5]
[Db5]Now [D5]do [Eb5]like I say.

Well I [Ab5]didn't mind the tuna fish smell,

And I didn't mind the flies.

But I couldn't take that poo poo cake,

And the burnin' in my eyes....

Dingle[Db5]berries, funky doo [Ab5]doo.
Oh the bitch had dingle[Db5]berries, nasty [Ab5]poo poo on her bo bo.
[Eb5] [D5] [Db5] [D5] [Eb5] [D5]
[Db5] [Ab5] [G5] [F#5] [G5] [Ab5]
[Db5]alri[D5]ght[Eb5] ..

Well I [Ab5]got one stuck in my teeth,

Another one caught in my eye.

I got one under my fingernail,

And I put it back in the pie.

Dingle[Db5]berries, ooooh, funky doo [Ab5]doo.
mmmmmm , the bitch had dingl[Db5]eberries, nasty[Ab5] poo poo on her bo bo.

[Eb5] [D5] [Db5] [D5] [Eb5] [D5]
[Db5] [Ab5] [G5] [F#5] [G5] [Ab5] [Db5]
[D5]INS[Eb5]TRUME[Ab5]NTAL


(spoken)
That's the dingleberry blues.

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b = bend p = pulloff

h = hammer-on x = dead note

\ = slide down

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[INTRO]

[Ab7]
E | --9b-10p9p7h(b9)7-(b9)---------------------------4----- |
B | -----------------x-(b9)-(b9)7--------------------4----- |
G | -------------------------8-6-------------6b----------- |
D | ------------------------------6-4-------4-6------------ |
A | ---------------------------------6-4-4h6--------------- |
E | ------------------------------------------------------- |