Dentist chords

[INTRO]
[C] [F] [A#] [F] [C#]

[CHORUS]
[ORIN]
[C]When I was [C#]younger, just a [F]bad little kid,
[Dm]My mama notic[G]ed funny things I di[F]d,
[A#]Like shootin' puppies with a [C]B B gun
[C]I'd poison guppies, and when I was [Dm]done
[F]I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head [A#]
That's when my mama [C]said

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
What did she say? [F]

[Pre-Chrous]
[ORIN]
[C]She said, "My boy, [F]I think [C]someday
[C]You'll find a way
[C]To make your natural tendencies pay

[Chrous]
You'll be a [F]denti[C]st [Dm]
You have a [A#]talent for [G]causin' things [C]pain
Son, be a [F]dentist [Dm]
People will [G]pay you to be inhu[C]mane
Your t[G]emperament's wrong for the p[C]riesthood
And [Am]teaching would suit you still [Dm]less
Son, be a [G]dentist
[C]You'll be a [F]success

[BREAK]
[C#] [F] [C#] [F] [C#] [A#] [F]

[VERSE]
[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
[C#]Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
[G]Watch him suck up that gas!
[C]Oh, my god!
[F]He's a dentist and he'll [C#]never ever be any good
[C]Who wants their teeth done by the [G]Marquis de Sade?

[PATIENT]
[F]Oh that hurts! I'm not numb!

[ORIN]
[C#]Ah, [A#]shut up. [D#]Open wide. [C]here I come!

[CHORUS]
[Dm]I am your [G]dentist

[PATIENT]
Goodness [Em]gracious!

[ORIN]
[Bm]And I [Am]enjoy the career that I [Dm]picked

n.c.
[CRYSTAL RONETTE CHIFFON]
[Dm]Really love it

[ORIN]
I am your [G]dentist

[ORIN]
[Em]And I get [Am]off on the pain I i[G]nflict

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
[D#]Really love it

[BRIDGE]
[ORIN]
[Am]I thrill when I drill a [Dm]bicuspid

[CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]
[Dm]Bicuspid

[ORIN]
[Bm]It's swell though they tell me I'm [Dm]mal[C]adjusted[Am]
And though it [C]may cause my patients distress,
[G]Somewhere, [Dm]somewhere in [D#]heaven above me
[C]I know, I know, that my [C#]mama's proud of me[G]
[D#]Oh, mama[C#] [G]

[OUTRO]
[D#]'Cause I'm a [Am]dentist [Dm]and a [G]success
Say [C]ah!

[PATIENT]
[G]Ah!

[ORIN]
Say [C]ah!

[PATIENT]
[G]Ah!!

[ORIN]
Say [C]ah!

[PATIENT]
[G]Ah!!!

[ORIN]
[C]Now [F]spit!