Dental Care chords

[G] [Am] [F] [C] x6

I [F]brush my [C]teeth
And look in the [G]mirror
And [F]laugh out [C]loud
As I'm beaming from [G]ear to ear

I'd rather pick [F]flowers [C]
Instead of [G]fights
And rather than f[F]launt my style
I'd [C]flash you a smile
[G]Of clean pearly whites

[Am]I've been to the d[E]entist
A thousand [C]times, so I know the [D]drill
I [F]smooth my hair, sit ba[D]ck in the chair
But [C]somehow I still get the c[G]hills

[F]Have a [C]seat
He says pleasant[G]ly
As he [F]shakes my hand [C]
And practically [G]laughs at me

Open up nice and [F]wide [C]
He says, peering [G]in

And with a smirk he says,
[F]"Don't have a fit, thi[C]s'll just pinch a bit"
As he tries not to [G]grin

[F]When hyg[C]ienists [F]leave on [C]long va[G]cations
[F]That's when [C]dentists [F]scream and [C]lose their [G]patience

[C]Talking only brings[F] the toothaches on[G]
Because I say the [F]stupidest [C]things
[C]So if my resolve goes [F]south
I'll swallow my [G]pride with an a[F]spirin
And [C]shut my [G]mouth

[F]Golf and alcoho[Am]l don't mix
And that's[G] why I don't drink and [F]drive
[F]Because, good grief, I'd knock out my [Am]teeth
And hafta k[F]iss my smile good[G]bye

(Not sure about the interlude, sorry)

[Am]I've been to the [E]dentist
A thousand [C]times, so I know the [D]drill
I [F]smooth my hair, sit bac[D]k in the chair
But [C]somehow I still get the [G]chills

[G] [Am] [F] [C] (like intro - until finish)