[INTRO]
[G] -[F] -[Em] -[Cm]
Yeah!
[G]And if your heart stops beating
I'[F#m]ll be here wonderi[Bm]ng
Did you g[Em]et what you de[Cm]serve'
The ending of your l[G]ife and if you get to heaven
[F#m]I'll be here waiti[Bm]ng, babe
Did you[Em] get what you de[Cm]serve'
The e[Am]nd, and if your life wont wait
Th[C]en your heart can't[D] take this
H[G]ave you heard the news[B] that you're dead'
No[C] one ever had much nice to say
I think[Eb] they never liked[D] you anyway
O[G]h take me from the ho[B7]spital bed
Would[Cm]n't it be grand' It ain't exactly what you planned.
And wouldn[Eb]'t it be grea[D]t
If we were de[G]ad'
[G] -
Ohh dead.
[G]Tongue-tied and oh so squemish
Y[F#m]ou never fell in[Bm] love
Did y[Em]ou get what you deser[Cm]ve'
The ending of your [G]life
And if you get to heaven
I'[F#m]ll be here waitin[Bm]g, babe
Did y[Em]ou get what you des[Cm]erve'
The end, and if your life[Am] won't wait
Then your[Cm] heart can't take t[D]his
H[G]ave you heard the news[B7] that you're dead'
No[C] one ever had much nice to say
I think[Eb] they never liked[D] you anyway
O[G]h take me from the ho[B7]spital bed
Would[C]n't it be grand to take a pistol [Eb]by the hand'
And wouldn[Eb]'t it be grea[D]t
If we were dead'
[BRIDGE]
A[Am]nd in my honest observ[G]ation
/[F#] [Em]
During this operation
Found a complicat[Em]ion in your hea[Cm]rt
So long, 'cause n[Am]ow you've got (now you've got)
Maybe just[Bm] 2 weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give'
Adlib: [G] -[B7] -[C] -[Eb] -[D] -; (2x)
One, two, one two three four!
[G]LA LA LA LA LA!
L[B7]A LA LA LA LA LA!
L[C]A LA LA LA LA L[D]A LA!
Well come on,
L[C]A LA LA LA LA!
L[B7]A LA LA LA LA LA!
LA [C]LA LA LA LA LA [D]LA!
Oh motherfucker,
If li[G]fe ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Th[B7]en why are we laughing' (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
If li[C]fe ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why a[D]re we laughing'
If life ain't[G] just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why[B7] are we laughi[C]ng' (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
If life ain't just a jok[D]e (LA LA LA LA LA!)
[G] -
Then why am I dead'
DEAD!
[G] -[F] -[Em] -[Cm]
Yeah!
[G]And if your heart stops beating
I'[F#m]ll be here wonderi[Bm]ng
Did you g[Em]et what you de[Cm]serve'
The ending of your l[G]ife and if you get to heaven
[F#m]I'll be here waiti[Bm]ng, babe
Did you[Em] get what you de[Cm]serve'
The e[Am]nd, and if your life wont wait
Th[C]en your heart can't[D] take this
H[G]ave you heard the news[B] that you're dead'
No[C] one ever had much nice to say
I think[Eb] they never liked[D] you anyway
O[G]h take me from the ho[B7]spital bed
Would[Cm]n't it be grand' It ain't exactly what you planned.
And wouldn[Eb]'t it be grea[D]t
If we were de[G]ad'
[G] -
Ohh dead.
[G]Tongue-tied and oh so squemish
Y[F#m]ou never fell in[Bm] love
Did y[Em]ou get what you deser[Cm]ve'
The ending of your [G]life
And if you get to heaven
I'[F#m]ll be here waitin[Bm]g, babe
Did y[Em]ou get what you des[Cm]erve'
The end, and if your life[Am] won't wait
Then your[Cm] heart can't take t[D]his
H[G]ave you heard the news[B7] that you're dead'
No[C] one ever had much nice to say
I think[Eb] they never liked[D] you anyway
O[G]h take me from the ho[B7]spital bed
Would[C]n't it be grand to take a pistol [Eb]by the hand'
And wouldn[Eb]'t it be grea[D]t
If we were dead'
[BRIDGE]
A[Am]nd in my honest observ[G]ation
/[F#] [Em]
During this operation
Found a complicat[Em]ion in your hea[Cm]rt
So long, 'cause n[Am]ow you've got (now you've got)
Maybe just[Bm] 2 weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give'
Adlib: [G] -[B7] -[C] -[Eb] -[D] -; (2x)
One, two, one two three four!
[G]LA LA LA LA LA!
L[B7]A LA LA LA LA LA!
L[C]A LA LA LA LA L[D]A LA!
Well come on,
L[C]A LA LA LA LA!
L[B7]A LA LA LA LA LA!
LA [C]LA LA LA LA LA [D]LA!
Oh motherfucker,
If li[G]fe ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Th[B7]en why are we laughing' (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
If li[C]fe ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why a[D]re we laughing'
If life ain't[G] just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why[B7] are we laughi[C]ng' (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
If life ain't just a jok[D]e (LA LA LA LA LA!)
[G] -
Then why am I dead'
DEAD!
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