Cut The Mustard Chords & Lyrics - Waylon Jennings

It was a [C]sunny [G]Sunday a[F]fternoo[G]n, Miss D[C]olly was a [G]having a [F]bar- b- q[G]ue
And [C]I just ha[G]ppened to be e[F]asily strolling[G] by (my,[C] my, [G]what a[F] strol[G]lin' guy)
She hollered [C]"Mel come[G] in, [F]have a tas[G]te, t[C]his stuff's[G] too good to[F] go to wa[G]ste"
"Y[C]ou aint'[G] tried nothing[F] 'til you tried this sau[G]ce of mine"[C] (hey H[G]oss, h[F]er sauc[C]e is boss)

I said "no[C]w, I don't w[G]anna hurt you[F]r pride" [G]
"You're [C]cooking is know[G]n far and [F]wide" [G]
"But I'[C]m expected[G] home for[F] dinner so I must declin[G]e" (wonder why he must decline)
B[C]ut Dolly ye[G]lled "[F]what's the matte[G]r buster, A[C]re you to[G]o old to c[F]ut the musta[G]rd?"
[Am]I turned my silver head [G]and I replied..[G7] .

"No,[C] I ain't too old to cut the [A7]mustard, I'm [F]just too tired to sprea[G]d it around" [C]
"So[F] I gotta turn you and your bar- b- que dow[G]n, d[F]own, [Em]down,[G7] down
"So[C] leave me alone, I'm[C7] goin' on home to t[F]he best home cookin in [D7]town"
I a[C]in't too old to cut [A7]the mustard, just to[F]o tired to spread it ar[G]ound [C]

And you [C]ladies, you[G]'re watchin' me [F]sing and pla[G]y
With my [C]belly kinda [G]flabby and my [F]hair kinda gr[G]ay
And I[C] see you lo[G]okin' th[F]at old time way[G] at me...[C]and me[G]
[F]And me, an[G]d me

We ha[C]te to s[G]ee you get your [F]hopes defl[G]ated
And u[C]h, we h[G]ate to see you, [F]uh, humili[G]ated
So be[C]fore yo[G]u storm the sta[F]ge so shamelessly [G]

Slippin' us all them love notes...And flowers...And them motel ke
Let [G]us decline so graci[G7]ously

[C] [A7] . [F] [G] [C]
You see, we ain't too old to cut the mustard, just too tired to spread it around
On [F]every juicy little hamburger in this t[G]own, to[F]wn, t[Em]own, to[G7]wn
[C] [C7] [F] . [D7]
So leave me alone, I'm gonna go home to the best home cookin' I've found
And we[C] ain't too old to cut th[A7]e mustard, just [F]to tired to[G] spread it around [C](around)[A7]
T[F]oo tired to s[G]pread it arou[C]nd [A7] [F] [G] [C]