Country Jesus chords

[C]Well! If Country Jesus fought City Jesus he'd [F]win [C]
If C[F]ountry Jesus fought City Jesus he'd win [C]
Cuz al[G]l City Jesus ever real[F]ly does is sin [C]

[VERSE1]
[C]He stays up all night drinking and carousing
Yeah he stays[F] up all night just drinking and carousing [C]
And when[G] the morning comes around he'll still be up ro[F]ugh housing [C]

[CHORUS]

[VERSE 2]
[C]God was gay he never slept with Mary
Go[F]d was a homo he never slept with Mary [C]
Well I'm[G] not one for gossip but some say Jes[F]us was a fairy [C]

Up up the poop chute here comes Jesus

Up up the poop shoot here comes God

You're not gonna be spared the divine rod

[CHORUS]

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