Class chords

[Db]Velma: What ever happened to fair dealing and pur[Dbm]e ethics, and nic[Ab(sus)]e manners [Ab7]
[Db] Db+5 [Gbm/Db] [Gbm/Eb]
Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass? Whatever happened to class?
[Ab7]Matron: [Db]Class? Whatever happened to please may I and [Dbm]yes thank you [Ab(sus)]and how charming? [Ab7]
[Db] Db+5 [Gbm/Db] [Gbm/Eb]
Now every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass. Whatever happened to class?
[C7]Velma: Class!

[Bb]Both: Ah there ain't no gentlemen to open up the [Am]doors.
There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and [Gm]whores,
and even [C9]kids 'll kick you down so's they can [Am]pass. [D7]
[Gm7]Nobody's [Gm7/C]got [C7]no [Db]class.

[Db]Velma: Whatever happened to old values - Matron: and fi[Dbm]ne ethics - Velma: and go[Ab(sus)]od breeding? [Ab7]
[Db] Db+5 [Gbm]
Matron: Now no one even says oops when they're passing their gas
[Gbm/Eb]Both: Whatever happened to class? [C7]Class!

[B7]Both: Ah there ain't no gentlemen that's fit for any [Am]use.
And any girl'd touch your privates for a [Gm]deuce.
And even k[C9]ids'll kick your shins and give ya [Am]sass
(and even kid'll kick your shins and give you [Gm]sass)
Nobody's got [C7]no c[Bb]lass

Velma: All you read about today is [Am]rape and theft - Matron: Jesus [Gm]Christ!
Matron: [Gm7/C]Ain't there no [C9]decency [Am]left? [D7] - Both: [Gm]Nobody's[Gm7/C] got [C7]no [Dm]class
Matron: Every guy is a [Bbm/Db]snot - Velma: Every girl is a [F/C]twat
Matron: [G7]Holy [C7]shit - Velma: Holy Shit - Matron: What a [Cdim]shame - Velma: What a shame
Both: What [C7]became of [Bb]class? [Fmaj7]