Childhood Ruined chords

[INTRO]
[C#]

[VERSE 1]
[F#]Childhood is pre[A#m]cious,
but if we [B]knew the whole truth [F#]then,
[B]it would make our [A#m]memories [D#m]dark,
so [G#m]here's your, [C#]childhood, [F#]ruined.

[F#]The Little Mermaid movie poster featured [B]dicks, not a [F#]lie.
And the [B]original story of the [F#]Mermaid ended
When the [G#m]Little Mermaid [C#]died.
[F#]The Land Before Time was awesome,
Ducky's [B]voice was a little girl's [F#]"quack".
Her [B]real dad murdered her [A#m]in cold [D#m]blood,
That's [G#m]why Ducky's [C#]voice did[F#] not come back.

[CHORUS]
[F#]Childhood ruined, [B]childhood ruined, the [D#m]truth is out there, and the [C#]truth is wow.
[F#]Childhood ruined, [B]childhood ruined, if it [D#m]wasn't ruined be[C#]fore, its ruined [F#]now!
[F#]"How about writers?"

[VERSE 2]
[F#]The author of Peter Pan kept a [B]book up on the [F#]shelf.
He [B]forged a will to get [F#]custody of kids then [G#m]Peter killed him[C#]self.
[F#]The guy who wrote James and the Giant Peach [B]really hated the [F#]Jews,
[B]And Lewis Carroll of [A#m]Wonder[D#m]land was a [G#m]pedo[C#]phile [F#]too.

[BRIDGE]
The [D#m]writer of the Giving Tree was a [B]poetry ma[C#]chine,
[D#m]His children's poems were so pornographic,
They were [B]first published in Playboy Maga[C#]zine.

[CHORUS]
[F#]Childhood ruined, [B]childhood ruined, [D#m]sorry to sacrifice your [C#]sacred cow.
[F#]Childhood ruined, [B]childhood ruined, if it [D#m]wasn't ruined be[C#]fore, its ruined [F#]now!

[BRIDGE]
[D#m]E.T. wasn't always a puppet,
He was [B]played by a kid born [C#]with no legs.
During [D#m]Milo and Otis, tons of dogs died,
But [B]sometimes you've gotta break a couple [C#]eggs.

[CHORUS]
[F#]Childhood ruined, [B]childhood ruined, [D#m]sorry to sacrifice your [C#]sacred cow.
[F#]Childhood ruined, [B]childhood ruined, if it [D#m]wasn't ruined be[C#]fore, its ruined [F#]now!

[BRIDGE]
So [D#m]when it comes down to the truth,
Some[B]times you must just sur[C#]render,
The [D#m]principal from Ferris Bueller is a [B]registered sex of[C#]fender...

[OUTRO]
[F#]More child stars overdose,
Than [B]time in this song will al[F#]low,
[B]And so I have to [A#m]ask [D#m]you:
"Is your [G#m]childhood ru[C#]ined n[F#]ow?" [C#] [F#]