Bob Chords & Lyrics - Drive-by Truckers

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[D]Bob goes to church every [A]Sunday,
Every [G]Sunday that the fish ain't [D]biting
[D]Bob never has to have [A]dinner with the preacher,
cause [G]Bob never bothered getting [D]married
He likes to [A]drink a beer or two every now and again,
he always [G]had more dogs than he ever had friends
[D]Bob ain't light in the [A]loafers, he might [G]kneel but he never bends [D]over

[D]Bob takes care of his [A]mama,
she's the [G]only one he lets call him [D]Robert
[D]She don't drive anymore s[A]o he takes her to the store
and keeps her [G]yard looking just like she [D]wants it
Every [A]week at the beauty shop Bob's mama hears
of a[G]nother woman made another man disappear
[D]Robert ain't exactly scared of [A]women, he's [G]just got his own way of [D]living

[A]Bob's still got an antenna on a pole
[G]two channels come in, [D]two more come and go
[A]He used to watch the news but he don't anymore,
[G]ain't none of it new it's the [D]same as before
[A]He figures all any of it's any good for is keeping [G]everybody bored
till there ain't nobody like [D]Bob anymore

[D]Bob takes care of his [A]mama
she's a [G]mess but he feels like he [D]oughta
[D]How big a mess today? [A]Ask Bob he'll say,
“She[G]'s a big one and she's gonna [D]be a lotta”
He likes to [A]drink a beer or two every now and again,
he always [G]had more dogs than he ever had friends
[D]Bob ain't light in the [A]loafers, he might [G]kneel but he never bends [D]over