Black Santas chords

[E] [G#m] [Bm4] ([Bm] on the 4th thingey) [A]

[E]Angela, it's [G#m]been a g[Bm4]reat five [A]weeks

[E]But there is [G#m]something I sho[Bm4]uld sa[A]y

[E]No, I'm n[G#m]ot breaking [Bm4]up with y[A]ou

[E]Everything's [G#m]perfectly [Bm4]okay [A]

[E]I know you've been [G#m]wondering [Bm4]what is [A]up

[E]And why I [G#m]haven't taken [Bm4]you ho[A]me

[E]Before you [G#m]walk ins[Bm4]ide my d[A]oor


[E]There is s[G#m]omething you [Bm4]should[A] know

[A]I've just gotta [F#m]tell you

[A]I'll give it a s[E]hot

[A]Now I'm gonna [F#m]show you

[A]Exactly what I've [E]got...


[CHORUS]

I've got a [G#m]house full of black [A]santas,

Black [B]santas on the [E]walls

And [G#m]everywhere you t[A]urn

Those black [F#m]santas deck the [B]halls

And l[G#m]ater when we [A]make out

You [A]should watch out [E]because

We'll be [Bm4]watched by twenty-four [B]hundred eyes

of [A]twelve hundred black s[E]antas

(same chords as the first verse and bridge)

Black santas line the windowsills and mantel
They hang from the stairway banister
You can't escape from the one in the guest bathroom
We've even got a pez dispenser

I'm living in an official Santa landmark
It's an embarrassing fact
I'll be surprised if you come to visit
And my love life stays intact

Please don't be turned off now
The fault here isn't mine
My parents are so proud of
Their year long Christmas shrine

[CHORUS]

They [E]see you when you're [A]sleeping

They [E]know when you're awa[A]ke

They'll [Bm]see us when we're h[B]ooking up

And w[Bm]hen I masturba[B]te

So you'd [E]better not pout

You'd b[A]etter not cry

[E]If you go running out

I'll unders[A]tand why...

(chords in order of EBGDAE)
[E] ; 001220
[G#m] ; 4446644
Bm4: 4566444
[A] ; 0111xx
[B] ; 244422
[F#m] ; 222442
[Bm] ; 234422