Bitchin In The Kitchen Chords & Lyrics - Misc Soundtrack - Shock Treatment

Intro: [A] [E]

Dear [A]blender
Oh won't you [D]help a first [E]offender
Oh, t[A]oaster
Don't you [D]put the burn on [E]me
[D]Re-friger-[E]ator, why [A]are we always sooner or [D]later
[A]Bitchin' in the kitchen or [E]crying in the bedroom all [A]night

Dear k[A]nife drawer
Now won't you [D]help me to face [E]life more
Oh, tr[A]ashcan
Don't you p[D]ut the dirt on[E] me
[D]Oh percolat[E]or, why ar[A]e we always sooner or [D]later
[A]Bitchin' in the kitchen or [E]crying in the bedroom all [A]night

[A] [E] x2

[E]Everything used to be ok
But [D]I've been had
And Brad, I'm glad to s[B]ay, is on his [E]way
[D]Micro-digital aw[E]aker, why [A]are we always sooner or [D]later
[A]Bitchin' in the kitchen or [E]crying in the bedroom all [A]night

Shower c[A]urtain
Oh won't you [D]help me to be [E]certain
Oh, to[A]othpaste
Don't you [D]put the squeeze on [E]me
[D]Depilitat[E]or, why are[A] we always sooner or [D]later
[A]Bitchin' in the kitchen or [E]crying in the bedroom all [A]night

[D]Tell me spectato[E]r, wh[A]y are always sooner or [D]later
[A]Bitchin' in the kitchen or [E]crying in the bedroom all [A]night!