Beautiful But Dumb Chords & Lyrics - Lonnie Johnson

[VERSE 1]
To marry a[E] beautiful woman these days,
Is [A]just like a murder [E]crime
To marry a [A]beautiful woman these days,
Is just like a murder [E]crime
If you lookin' f[B7]or a real good woman,
[A]Boy you just wastin' [E]time [B7]

[VERSE 2]
First she [E]don't know how to sweeten your coffee,
[A]She can't even make up your be[E]d
She don't know [A]how to sweeten your coffee,
She can't make up your [E]bed
She can't even [B7]roast your meat
[A]And how she mess up your [E]bread [B7]

[VERSE 3]
Next [E]she can't bake cornbread,
[A]She can't even boil beef [E]stew
She [A]can't even bake cornbread,
She can't boil beef [E]stew
Man if your [B7]woman is beautiful and dumb,
[A]That don't mean a thing to [E]you [B7]

[VERSE 4]
[E]My gal baked me some bread this morning,
[A]The bread refused to [E]rise
[A]My gal baked me some bread this morning,
The bread refused to [E]rise
The crust was t[B7]ough on the bread,
[A]Was as the rubber on a Maxwell [E]tyre [B7]

[VERSE 5]
[E]Some men crave beautiful women,
[A]But in my life it's not wort[E]hwile
[A]Some men crave beautiful women,
But in my life it's not wort[E]hwile
After all they'r[B7]e just beautiful,
[A]Ain't got sense of a newborn c[E]hild