Bayview Diner Chords & Lyrics - Misc Your Songs - Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar

[VERSE 1]
[Am]Let me [E]tell you a[C]bout a [E]place called[F] the bayview [E]diner
The [Am]waiting [E]staff that [C]they have [E]there could [F]not be any [E]finer
But the [F]guy in back was [E]a jerk who [F]went utterly[E] berserk
for no [F]reason other than me [G]being a [F]bit of a [E]quirk

[VERSE 2]
I had [Am]finished [E]my [C]food and [E]I had en[F]joyed it very [E]much
the [Am]waitress [E]offered to re[C]fill my [E]coffee oh[F] what a nice [E]touch
when I was [F]halfway done with [E]it I went to the [F]bathroom to take a [E]shit
Then I [F]finished my coffee [G]ready for the [F]road to [E]hit

[VERSE 3]
So I [Am]head on [E]to the [C]back and [E]I [F]go unplug my [E]phone
Then [Am]from the [E]kitchen [C]here he[E] comes and in a[F] very mean [E]tone
He [F]says that you have to [E]go been [F]here too long you [E]know
Well I was a[F]bout to leave but it [G]looks like I’ve [F]got a new [E]foe

[BRIDGE 1]
I go [Am]out to the parking lot to re[E]cord myself a video shot
He [F]comes out with a temper hot [E]fuming face dripping with snot
He [Am]thinks that he is hot to trot but [E]he’s no better than a little tot
just a [F]preprogrammed ro[E]bot [F]thinking all the homeless should [E]rot

[INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]
[Am] [E] [C] [E] [F] [E] [Am] [E] [C] [E] [F] [E] [F] [E] [F] [E] [F] [G] [F] [E]

[VERSE 4]
So I [Am]go out[E]side and [C]play gui[E]tar at [F]the abandoned [E]store
and I’m [Am]sure that [E]really [C]gets his [E]goat because its[F] right next [E]door
Now [F]here come the po[C]lice They’re just [F]trying to keep the [E]peace
I try to [F]argue my case but [G]then I [F]choose to [E]cease

[VERSE 5]
So I [Am]take my [E]stuff a[C]cross the [E]lot and [F]onto public [E]land
The [Am]cops don’t [E]even [C]bust my [E]balls I [F]guess they under[E]stand
Then I [F]finish up my [E]set [F]Now it’s time to [E]jet
Time to [F]write this song so [G]that I [F]never for[E]get

[BRIDGE 2]
[Am]Hear my story jerky dude that is [E]what you get for being rude
[F]Giving me bad attitude looking [E]down on me you silly snood
What [Am]put you in such a bad mood You’ve [E]been taught wrong your thoughts delude
[F]Spent half my money on your [E]food Now I’ll [F]get payback and not in[E]trude

[INSTRUMENTAL BREAK]
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[Am]Let me [E]tell you a[C]bout a [E]place
[Am]Let me [E]tell you a[C]bout a [E]place
[Am]Let me [E]tell you a[C]bout a [E]place
[Am]Let me [E]tell you a[C]bout a [E]place

[Am]Let me [E]tell you a[C]bout a [E]place
[Am]Let me [E]tell you a[C]bout a [E]place
[Am]Let me [E]tell you a[C]bout a [E]place called[F] the bayview [E]diner
The [Am]waiting [E]staff that [C]they have [E]there could [F]not be any [E]finer
But the [F]guy in back was [E]a jerk who [F]went utterly[E] berserk
for no [F]reason other than me [G]being a [F]bit of a [E]quirk