Bash At The Beach 98 chords

[VERSE 1]
i [E]want my mo[F#]ney back, every cent that i've spent
ev[A]ery g[E]oddamn dollar and dime
i [E]used to[F#] want all these things that i've got,
but no[A]w i've [B]changed my mind
so [E]back up the truck
[F#]you can have [A]as much as you want,
just cut m[E]e a check
as[G#m] long as when you're done there's nothing left

[E]latel[F#]y i've[A] been[E] living like the candle is lit at both ends
[E]stepping[F#] on al[A]l the cracks that i can
[B](when i'm not being carried by friends)
[E]they'[F#]ll ask[A] me why a[Am]nd i just reply "i guess for efficiency's sake"
[E]but really, it's just more fun this way

[CHORUS]
[C#m]this year w[B]as a freight train in a china shop
wi[A]th boarded windows and doors
[C#m]and i was[G#] a scam artist that picked up the shards
[A]and tri[B]ed to sell them for more
[C#m]to any [B]poor sa[E]p who still hadn't had the misfortune to meet me before
[A]so i could buy more liquor
[B]'cause i hardly know her anymore

[VERSE 2]
[E]you nev[F#]er liked the way that i looked
[A]& i hat[E]e that you couldn't admit it
so i tri[E]ed in h[F#]is clothes to see if they'd fit
to [A]no one'[B]s surprise, they didn't
[E]and i have to say:
[F#]i'm pret[A]ty asha[E]med of the ways that i found to compensate
[E]i just wanted to feel attractive today

[BRIDGE]
[E]i'm not[F#] an extrovert; i'm a parasite
i [A]don't[E] crave company; i need it
[E]devour [F#]my friends inside and out
[A]replace nothi[B]ng after i eat it
[E]i'm r[F#]eady and willing to be okay
so why[A] do you[B] have to make me wait?
[E]i saw your new picture today

[CHORUS]
[C#m]this year was a freight train
an[B]d you we[A]re the ro[E]pes that bonded me to the tracks
wh[C#m]ile the[G#] new guy stood by silent black & white,
[A]twirled[B] his mustache as he laughed
[C#m]at the [G#]poor sap wh[A]o still[B] hadn't had the closure he was promised
[A]but that'[B]s okay, i guess i can wait
maybe nex[E]t year you can be honest