Ballad Of John And Yoko Chords & Lyrics - The Beatles

[E]Standing in the dock at Southampton
Trying to get to Holland or France
The[F7] Man in the Mac said:
"You gotta go back
you know they didn't even give us a chance"

Christ you know it ain't [A]easy
you know how hard it can [E]be
the way things are [B7]going
they're gonna crucify [E]me

Finally made the plane into Paris
honeymooning down by the Seine
Peter Brown called to say:
"You can make it OK
you can get married in Gibraltar near Spain"

Christ you....

Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton
talking in our beds for a week
the newspapers said:
"What're you doing in bed
I said we're only trying to get us some peace"

Christ you...

[A]Saving all your money for a rainy day
giving all your clothes to charity
[B7]last night the wife said:
"Oh boy when you're death
You [B]don't take nothing with you but your soul
[E]Think!"

Made a lightning trip to Vienna
eating chocolate cake in a beg
the newspaper said:
"She's gone to his head
they look just like two gurus in drag"

Christ....

Caught the early plane back to London
fifty acoms tied a sack
the men from the press say:
"We wish you success
it's good to have the both of you back"

Christ...