Assholes Chords & Lyrics - Drive-by Truckers

[VERSE]

[G]You buy me [Em]dinner when I'm in [G]town [Em]
[G]talk about r[Em]ecords that you [G]know [Em]
[D]Lay the friendship card [C]upon me and out the [G]door [Em] [G] [Em]
[G]Somebody [Em]said we hurt you [G]feelings [Em]
[G]with our [Em]little dirty [G]jokes [Em]
[D]Then you accused us[C] of stealing back our[G] soul [Em] [G] [Em]

[CHORUS]

[D]Then you say that we're th[C]e assholes
C[D]ause we bitched about the [C]hassles
[Bm]While you're sleeping in your [Am]castles
A[G]nd we're still [Em]riding down the [G]road [Em] [G] [Em] [G] [Em]

[VERSE]

[G]And I [Em]hear you're all [G]offended [Em]
[G]by the [Em]letters that I [G]wrote [Em] [G] [Em] [G] [Em]
I[D]t's just a shame it hadn't [C]ended long [G]ago [Em] [G] [Em]
[G]Then you [Em]sicked your lawyers on [G]me [Em]
[G]Told them [Em]to go for the [G]throat [Em]
[D]And you just sat back and [C]watched them have a [G]go [Em] [G] [Em]

[CHORUS]

[D]Then you say that we're the [C]assholes
[D]Cause we bitched about the [C]hassles
[Bm]While you're sleeping in your [Am]castles
[G]And we're still [Em]riding down the [G]road [Em] [G] [Em] [G] [Em]

[BRIDGE]

[D]But I never would [C]deny we have our share of the [G]blame to [C]absorb
[D]But when you say that you're the [C]reason for the things that we've [G]achieved
I want to kick down your [Am]door

[G]You like to [Em]say that we're the [G]assholes [Em]
[G]As if we [Em]somehow done you [G]wrong [Em]
[D]We just do what we [C]have to, to carry [G]on [Em] [G] [Em]
[G]I'm sure you'll [Em]find another [G]asshole [Em]
[G]To re[Em]place us for a [G]song [Em]
Y[D]ou'll keep your office and [C]expense account and [G]we'll keep [C]traveling [G]along
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And When you say that we're all assholes
[D]Guess it'd be useless to [C]deny
[Bm]I'm just saying you're the [Am]reason [G]why [Em] [G] [Em] [G] [Em] [G]