Any Old Iron chords

[VERSE 1]
[C]Just a week or two ago my poor old Uncle Bill
[G]Went and kicked the bucket and he left me in his Will
The [C]other day I popped around to see poor Auntie Jane
She [G]said your Uncle Bill has left to you a old watch and chain
[C]I put it on right across me vest
[F]Thought I looked a dandy as it dangled on me chest
[C]Just to flash it off I started walking round about
A [G]lot of kiddies followed me and all began to shout

[CHORUS]
[C]Any old iron any old iron any any any old [F]iron
[G]You look neat talk about a treat

You look dapper from your napper to your feet
[C]Dressed in style brand new tile
And your father's old green [F]tie on
But I [C]wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain
Old iron old [G]ir[C]on

[VERSE 2]
[C]I went to the city once and I thought I'd have a spree
[G]The Mayor of London he was there that's who I came to see
[C]He dashed up at a canter in a carriage and a pair
I [G]shouted Holler boys and threw my hat up in the air
[C]Just then the Mayor he began to smile
[F]Saw my face and then he shouted Lummy what a dial
[C]Started Lord Mayoring an' I thought that I should die
When [G]pointing to my watch and chain and he hollered to me Hi

[CHORUS]
[C]Any old iron any old iron any any any old [F]iron
[G]You look neat talk about a treat

You look dapper from your napper to your feet
[C]Dressed in style brand new tile
And your father's old green [F]tie on
But I [C]wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain
Old iron old [G]ir[C]on

[VERSE 3]
[C]Just to have a little bit of fun the other day
[G]Made up in my watch and chain I went and drew my pay
[C]Then got out with a lot of other colonels on the loose
I [G]got full right up to here in fourp'ny stagger juice
[C]One of them said we want a pot of ale
[F]Run him to the rag shop and we'll bung him on the scale
[C]I heard the fellow say what's in this bundle that you've got
Then [G]whisper to me kindly do you want to lose your lot

[CHORUS]
[C]Any old iron any old iron any any any old [F]iron
[G]You look neat talk about a treat

You look dapper from your napper to your feet
[C]Dressed in style brand new tile
And your father's old green [F]tie on
But I [C]wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain
Old iron old [G]ir[C]on

[VERSE 4]
[C]Shan't forget when I got married to Selena Brown
The [G]way that people laughed at me it made me feel a clown
[C]I began to wonder when their dials began to crack
If [G]by mistake I'd got my Sunday trousers front to back
[C]I wore my chain on me Darby-kel
The [F]sun was shining on it and made me look a swell
[C]The organ started playing and the bells began to ring
Me [G]chain began to rattle so the choir began to sing

[CHORUS]
[C]Any old iron any old iron any any any old [F]iron
[G]You look neat talk about a treat

You look dapper from your napper to your feet
[C]Dressed in style brand new tile
And your father's old green [F]tie on
But I [C]wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain
Old iron old [G]ir[C]on [C] [G] [C]