Ambassador For Destruction Chords & Lyrics - Misc Your Songs - Bill Dickson

[INTRO]
[Am]

[VERSE]

[Am]I’ve got advanced degrees in kicking cans,
[Am]Breaking hearts and washing hands,
[Dm]So forgive the mess I left b[Am]ehind,
It’s a s[Dm]culpture of my state of [Am]mind,
And [Am]bless my soul I really tried,
But the l[Dm]ine went flat and the patient [Am]died.

[VERSE]

[Am]Jesus came down off the cross,
He said "[Dm]Pardon me I think I’m lost,
What are selfies what is granny [Am]porn?
And [Dm]who the fuck eats rhino [Am]horn?”
[Am]With a fallen spirit and a misty eye,
We [Dm]shared a bong and a fifth of [Am]rye.

[CHORUS]

And I [Dm]know I’m guilty of this ’n’ that,
Of [Am]lust and talking through my hat,
[Dm]Of gluttony and seeing red,
[Am]At having to get out of bed,
[Dm]But don’t you tell me that I’m wrong,
[Am]‘Cause I don’t know another song,
[Dm]I grew a pair but way too late,
[Am]Now they’re in the [Dm]hands of [Am]fate.

[SOLO]

[Am] [Dm] [Am] (x3)

[VERSE]

[Am]The earth is flat and getting flatter,
[Am]The folks I love are mad as hatters,
They [Dm]always have to spend the [Am]rent,
To [Dm]fix a part that’s fifty [Am]cents,
[Am]And though they plan to cook the beast,
I’ll [Dm]bring a sandwich to the [Am]feast.

[CHORUS]

And I [Dm]know I’m guilty of this ’n’ that,
Of [Am]lust and talking through my hat,
[Dm]Of gluttony and seeing red,
[Am]At having to get out of bed,
[Dm]But don’t you tell me that I’m wrong,
[Am]‘Cause I don’t know another song,
[Dm]I grew a pair but way too late,
[Am]Now they’re in the [Dm]hands of [Am]fate.
[Dm]They’re in the hands of [Am]fate.