All I Want For Christmas Is Nudes Chords & Lyrics - Trixie Mattel

[VERSE 1]
[G]I don't want a date for Christmas
[G/B]I don't need a mouth to feed
[C]I don't want to buy you dinner, [Cm]or to take you home with me
[G]I just want them on[B7] my phone
[Em]Take some pics, wh[Cm]en you're alone
[G]Send some video [E7]too
[Am7]All I want for [D7]Christmas is
Nudes [G] [Em] [C] [D]

[VERSE 2]
[G]I don't want a lot for Christmas, [G/B]just a couple shots I need
[C]I don't want them dark or blurry, [Cm]take it on your iphone 3
[G]You don't need to know my number, send it to my burner phone
[C]You can even send on grindr, [Cm]just as long as you stay home

[CHORUS]
[G]I don't want you [B7]here tonight
[Em]Keep your distance[Cm] I'm alright
[G]Send me one or [E7]two
[Am7]All I want for [D7]Christmas is [G]Nudes [Em] [C] [D]

[VERSE 3]
[G]I won't ask for drugs this Christmas, [G/B]I won't even ask for blow
[C]I just want an unlocked album, [Cm]wrap it in a big red bow
[G]Send me what I want for Christmas, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa too
[C]Gonna get me naughty listed [Cm]with a holy pic from you

[CHORUS]
[G]Sexy selfies [B7]in ring light
[Em]Cropped and filtered, [Cm]that's alright
[G]Maybe some fa[E7]cetune
[Am7]All I want for [D7]Christmas is [G]Nudes

[BRIDGE]
[B7]Oh, I know you are only [Em]a uber ride away
[B7]Although you could come over [Em]but I wish you would stay
[Cm]Oh, the snow is blowing
[G]It's too cold for [E7]mistle - hoe - in'
[Am7]Baby don't regift, take a jpeg or a tiffet and if[C] not you can sashay away

[VERSE 4]
[G]I don't need you up my chimney, [G/B]you can stay in Bethlehem
[C]I just wanna hear your slay bells[Cm] , sliding into my dms

[CHORUS]
[G]Maybe with enough e[B7]ggnog
[Em]After New Years w[Cm]e can talk
[G]But until w[E7]e do
[Am7]All I want for C[D7]hristmas is N[G]udes [Em] [C] [D]