Alien Conspiracy The Cheese Song Chords & Lyrics - Andrew Peterson
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[VERSE 1]
There is a re[D]ason you see
That I'm thicker in the mi[G]ddle
I could b[D]lame it on a b[E]ad knee
Maybe just a li[A]ttle
I could blame it on my [D]blue jeans
Or that my wife is such a [G]fine chef
My met[D]abolism 's ch[E]anging
But I haven't told you[A] why yet [A7]
[PRE-CHORUS 1]
It's a m[Bm]agical, mys[F#m7]terious
[E]Hispanically [D]ambiguously gl[G]aze [D] [E]
[CHORUS]
W[A]hat is that w[D]hite stuff on my nachos
It's too t[G]hin for melted cheese
[D]It's too th[E]ick to be just m[D]ilk
So won't so[G]mebody tell me, p[A]lease
What is that wh[D]ite stuff I'm c[F#m7]onsuming
Cause it's [Bm]so con[G]suming [E]me
[VERSE 2]
Well you know they'll never te[D]ll you
Cause then they'd have to k[G]ill you
There's a mo[D]therload of chee[E]se-juice
That they found in Machu [A]Pichu
In the temple of the I[D]ncas
There's a fountain flowing c[G]heese dip
And then they smu[D]ggle it to T[E]exas
And then they trick us with the f[A]ree chips [A7]
[PRE-CHORUS 2]
It's [Bm]mind control in a s[F#m7]alsa bowl
I'm not [E]even sure I re[D]member how I got he[G]re [D] [E]
[CHORUS]
Well g[A]ive me some of that wh[D]ite stuff on my nachos
It's too t[G]hin for melted cheese
[D]It's too th[E]ick to be just m[D]ilk
So won’t som[G]ebody tell me, pl[A]ease
What is that w[D]hite stuff I'm co[F#m7]nsuming
Cause it's [Bm]so co[G]nsuming [E]me
[VERSE 3]
So this is sort of a l[D]ove song
It's a kind of con[G]fession
As for[D] me you see I'm l[E]ong gone
So consider this a l[A]esson
They wanna make us into z[D]ombies
Lurch into La [G]Hacienda
To gob[D]ble up the Chimmy [E]Chongies
That isn't how you wanna e[A]nd up [A7]
[PRE-CHORUS 3]
But M[Bm]exico remembers the [F#m7]Alamo
And the gh[E]ost of Santa A[D]na’s on the mo[G]ve [D] [E]
[CHORUS]
He's t[A]aken over with the wh[D]ite stuff on my nachos
It's too t[G]hin for melted cheese
[D]It's too t[E]hick to be just m[D]ilk
And it’s S[G]ublime consi[A]stency
What is that wh[D]ite stuff I'm co[F#m7]nsuming
Cause it's s[Bm]o con[G]suming [E]me
[ENDING]
What is that w[D]hite stuff won't so[G]mebody tell [A]me, pl[D]ease
[F#m7]What is that w[Bm]hite stuff won't som[G]ebody te[A]ll me, p[D]lease[F#m7]
What is that wh[G]ite stuff
I don't c[A]are, just pass th[D]e cheese
There is a re[D]ason you see
That I'm thicker in the mi[G]ddle
I could b[D]lame it on a b[E]ad knee
Maybe just a li[A]ttle
I could blame it on my [D]blue jeans
Or that my wife is such a [G]fine chef
My met[D]abolism 's ch[E]anging
But I haven't told you[A] why yet [A7]
[PRE-CHORUS 1]
It's a m[Bm]agical, mys[F#m7]terious
[E]Hispanically [D]ambiguously gl[G]aze [D] [E]
[CHORUS]
W[A]hat is that w[D]hite stuff on my nachos
It's too t[G]hin for melted cheese
[D]It's too th[E]ick to be just m[D]ilk
So won't so[G]mebody tell me, p[A]lease
What is that wh[D]ite stuff I'm c[F#m7]onsuming
Cause it's [Bm]so con[G]suming [E]me
[VERSE 2]
Well you know they'll never te[D]ll you
Cause then they'd have to k[G]ill you
There's a mo[D]therload of chee[E]se-juice
That they found in Machu [A]Pichu
In the temple of the I[D]ncas
There's a fountain flowing c[G]heese dip
And then they smu[D]ggle it to T[E]exas
And then they trick us with the f[A]ree chips [A7]
[PRE-CHORUS 2]
It's [Bm]mind control in a s[F#m7]alsa bowl
I'm not [E]even sure I re[D]member how I got he[G]re [D] [E]
[CHORUS]
Well g[A]ive me some of that wh[D]ite stuff on my nachos
It's too t[G]hin for melted cheese
[D]It's too th[E]ick to be just m[D]ilk
So won’t som[G]ebody tell me, pl[A]ease
What is that w[D]hite stuff I'm co[F#m7]nsuming
Cause it's [Bm]so co[G]nsuming [E]me
[VERSE 3]
So this is sort of a l[D]ove song
It's a kind of con[G]fession
As for[D] me you see I'm l[E]ong gone
So consider this a l[A]esson
They wanna make us into z[D]ombies
Lurch into La [G]Hacienda
To gob[D]ble up the Chimmy [E]Chongies
That isn't how you wanna e[A]nd up [A7]
[PRE-CHORUS 3]
But M[Bm]exico remembers the [F#m7]Alamo
And the gh[E]ost of Santa A[D]na’s on the mo[G]ve [D] [E]
[CHORUS]
He's t[A]aken over with the wh[D]ite stuff on my nachos
It's too t[G]hin for melted cheese
[D]It's too t[E]hick to be just m[D]ilk
And it’s S[G]ublime consi[A]stency
What is that wh[D]ite stuff I'm co[F#m7]nsuming
Cause it's s[Bm]o con[G]suming [E]me
[ENDING]
What is that w[D]hite stuff won't so[G]mebody tell [A]me, pl[D]ease
[F#m7]What is that w[Bm]hite stuff won't som[G]ebody te[A]ll me, p[D]lease[F#m7]
What is that wh[G]ite stuff
I don't c[A]are, just pass th[D]e cheese
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