85 Why I Am Not A Teenager chords

[INTRO]
[C] [F] [C] [G] [C] [F]
[F] [G] [F] [G]

[VERSE]
You work [C]like a robot
Making [F]diddly-squat
This is [C]why I am not a teen[G]ager
They all [C]talk down to you
Like they [F]know what to do
Are they [F]trying to screw up [G]your life
Since they [F]already blew their [G]own?

[CHORUS]
But [C]when I grow up
[F]I'm going to run
[C]My own plane[G]tarium
[C]I'll make the shows
[F]All on my own
[F]The world will flock to [G]see 'em [F] [G]

[VERSE]
All that [C]money they've got
They don't [F]give you a jot
This is [C]why I am not a teen[G]ager
When you [C]never get paid
And you [F]never get laid
And you're [F]full of these stupid [G]hormones
And just [F]then they come out with [G]AIDS

[CHORUS]
But [C]when I grow up
[F]I'm going to be
[C]An underground film [G]maker
[C]I'll have my own
[F]Backlot somewhere
[F]On my own half an [G]acre [F] [G]

[VERSE]
So they [C]piss on your dreams
Then they [F]muzzle your screams
This is [C]why I am not a teen[G]ager
Making [C]ice cream on trucks
Shove[F]ling horse products
Washing [F]dishes and making [G]popcorn
Toilets, [F]oh the indigni[G]ty!

[OUTRO]
[C]Piss on your dreams
[F]Muzzle your screams
[C]Why I am not a teen[G]ager
[C]Piss on your dreams
[F]Muzzle your screams
[F]Ahh[G]h [F] [G]

[C]Piss on your dreams
[F]Muzzle your screams
[C]Why I am not a teen[G]ager
[C]Piss on your dreams
[F]Muzzle your screams
[F]Ahh[G]h [F] [G] [C]