1800 Transvestite Sluts chords

When i [A#]wake up at night, and im f[C]eeling horny,
i get up o[G]ut of my bed, and i swi[A#]tch o[G]n my[A#] tv.
i slip [A#]in a porno, it gi[C]ves me a boner
i rea[G]ch across the table, i gra[A#]b my [G]telep[A#]hone.

[CHORUS]

I dial 1[A#]800 trans[C]vestite sluts
They got the n[G]icest tits and the[A#] bigges[G]t coc[A#]ks
1[A#]800 transv[C]estite freaks,i give my [G]balls a squeeze my n[A#]ipples[G] a tw[A#]eak yeah

[A#,C,G,A#/G/A#] [,A#,C,G,A#/G/A#]

I slip [A#]into my panties, int[C]o my fishnets
i rub some s[G]pit upmy ass my man p[A#]ussy i[G]s we[A#]t
i gr[A#]ab my anal probe and i [C]ram it home
while i r[G]oughly masturbate my thr[A#]obbin[G]g bo[A#]ne (and i dial)

[CHORUS THEN]

[BRIDGE]
a[E]nd in the day, wh[G]en nobodies home
i[A#] feel the k k calling of my tel[C]ephone
i [E]grab my dildo,my k[G]y jelly
my[A#] ass is lubed up, i switch [C]on my tv (and i dial)

I dial 1[A#]800 trans[C]vestite sluts
They got the n[G]icest tits and the[A#] bigges[G]t co[A#]cks
1[A#]800 transv[C]estite freaks,i give my [G]balls a squeeze my n[A#]ipples[G] a tw[A#]eak

18[A#]00 yeah the tra[C]nnies are comin
They are jacki[G]ng off and they wi[A#]ll give yo[G]u a [A#]bumming
1[A#]800 yeah you be[C]tter run fast
ca[G]use they will suck your dick and f[A#]uck your ass yeah heaah
OUTRO (repeat)

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